if you really don’t wanna see all the yaoi in your dash please block my “nsfw” tag

waynesworld1992:

my anaconda dont want none unless u got nugs hun

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

(Source: thesassycat)

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

(Source: zarriallau)

sleepysailorz:

When you feel a sneeze coming on

bigassbarahands:

zamezuka:

fractiousdebutante:

your blog is basically what your bedroom wall would be if no one cared

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I feel u tho, like, I feel u so much.

(Source: enobariac)

coers-s sent:

did you just start playing DRAMAtical Murder?

it’s been 3 weeks maybe? but yeah, heheh ;)

666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

(Source: tuhree)

camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

(Source: notwifi)